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“We’re not bread.” It was supposed to be a throwaway gag in Valve’s official video for Team Fortress 2‘s Love and z16 เครดิตฟรี War update, which launched almost a year ago. Yes, a year. It’s a video in which the whole cast is certain they’re going to die, so I suppose it’s only fitting that fans saw fit to dredge it up.(new Image()).src = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c&cid=872d12ce-453b-4870-845f-955919887e1b'; cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c" }).render("79703296e5134c75a2db6e1b64762017"); }); The line comes from a series of goofy mathematical equations tossed out by the Medic, who’s calculating

how long it will be until everybody dies from teleporter-induced tumors. The exact z16 เครดิตฟรี188 quote is: “Well, we use the Teleporter, let’s say, six times a day. [That] times four years, minus… ‘we’re not bread.’ Three days. Yes, we have three days to live!” The denizens of /r/tf2, of course, decided they had to know the value of “we’re not bread,” so they did a good old-fashioned solve-for-X. Here’s what user zrakkur came up with: (Worth noting: that last line apparently has a typo. 8677 should be 8766.) You’ll note that they also made sure to adjust for the possibility of a leap year, because you never know. And in the pursuit of absolute understanding z16 เครดิตฟรี188

of fictional bread (or not-bread, as the case may be), you can never be too safe. And no, it’s not particularly complicated math, but still: that’s goddamn dedication—something, I might add, that already qualified as regular, non-damned-by-god dedication when people rescued a year-old video from the smoldering ruins of time and memory and the Internet’s startling ability to stop giving a fuck after five minutes because why not? tl;dr: Bravo. So yes, there we go. The value of “we’re not bread” is 8765. Which I suppose means the value of bread is -8765. Do with that as you l86 will (read: probably nothing). Thanks for the heads-up, Pixel Dynamo The Steam Community Showcase is a regular look at the cream of the Steam community’s boundless crop. Art, videos, guides—whatever. Each installment l86

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